HOENN
My favorite region, full of water, lava, diving under water, and unique pokemons. So Let's begin this list! I hope I can find enough pokemon well good it is only 5 I have to choose.
Number One: Ludicolo the carefree pokemon who loves to dance....Hmmm So what exactly is it? I know Lotad was based on a lily pad but how did that turn it this...poncho wearing duck? Or is it a cactus? Um I Have no idea. Anyway Lotad okay pretty cute, Lombre....What the heck happened!? Ludicolo. Cool name. That's all I got.
OAO It's kind of...Ummm. Weird.
Number Two: Shiftry the Samurai of wind! So I understand Shiftry...Kind of. I do not understand the ears that came all of a sudden or the long nose. Over all Shiftry is a mess of shapes. He is number two because nuzleaf and seedot are pretty awesome. I Would totally be catching a ton of those if they didn't evolve into this guy. Shiftry, weird name, worst design for a grass type ever. Man, maybe that's why the guy who is clearly so angry his hands are forever leaves that his luscious locks turned white is so weird looking.
Murderous intent all over that tree's face!
Number three: Slaking aka the Bread beast. Him and his loafing around. Why!? He is so strong and vigoroth's design was amazing...NO! I am not granted with happiness and this thing come out like a gorilla with hooves for feet and head band thing and it's heart shaped pig nose. It disgusts me the way it taunts me with it's evil glare and forever scratching it's stomach or chest or BWAAAAAH!!! WHY!? My only love and reason why it was below shiftry and ludicolo was Vigoroth's and Slakoth's designs.
Slaking, Get out of my life.
Number Four: Okay! Now that Slaking thing is over let's move on. Grumpig, I was torn between this guy and Swalot but let's face it, even though gulpin is not the best at least when he evolves your're not stuck with something confusing and just awkward. Grumpig looks like it has olives on it's head paired with bat ears on either side and colors that look entirely different from what you would have thought they would be. His arms look awkwardly slapped on and it's tail....why so pink?
Look on the bright side, you no longer have to bounce to stay alive Grumpig.
Number Five: Whiscash. Horrible name and Horrible design. Okay not as bad as other's but really the only love this guy gets is because he's a tank! Take that away and you got the beedy eyes, weird swollen mouth with turkey gobble things on the end, a lighting bolt on it's head...Just ugh. It's overall body shape isn't bad (unlike bulging thighs grumpig) but still...No thank you.
Seriously will we never know what's wrong with his mouth?
Well That was interesting....As much as I love the hoenn region the pokemon I dislike there....I really despise. So Sinnoh is next. I Hope you enjoyed this list as well. I always find it interesting to learn other people's opinions so feel free to leave your top five Weird Hoenn pokemon down in the comments. Have a good one!
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