We Will be going by region since I did not want to leave so many out. Later on I think I will narrow it down to my top ten but for now let's start off with 5 for each region.
KANTO
The first and most popular region has a lot of good solid designs but there are a few strange ones in there.
Number one: Mr. Mime. Now I would have chosen Jinx for being the weirder one but the fact that Mr. Mime is a Mister even if the gender is a girl, it has a cute pre-evolution, and it just looks flat out creepy, pushes Mr. Mime to the top of this Region's Worst/ Weird Pokemon Designs.
Careful, He might eat your children at night.
Number two: Poliwrath. Okay there is just so much wrong with this evolution chain.One Poliwag and Poliwhirl are adorable then this thing comes marching in looking like an angry beefed up Poliwhirl. Underwhelming, it looks like he stole his gloves from Mario. Now if Politoed was the main evolution of Poliwhirl by using an item like a Lily Pad that would have made total sense. Plus Politoed in my opinion is adorable. But wait why is this number two if you think the other evolutions are adorable...well it's because they are so cute that pushes Poliwrath's design to be all the weirder.
So this beefed up frog with abs and mario gloves.
Or this adorable and clearly lover of rainbows toad?
Number Three: Machamp...Yeah pretty much explains it all. This guy would be my number two if I did not have Poliwrath on here. So my reason for putting him below Poliwrath? Machoke. Machoke is actually a nice and pretty cool design. I love machoke, in fact he is one of my favorite fighting types. So when I saw what Machoke becomes I was disappointed. Luckily for many you can pretty much prevent Machoke from evolving and still have a pretty powerful pokemon, if you use him right. Not so much with Poliwhirl evolution is necessary for him. Plus at least you can see Machamp's mouth even if it looks like a Beedrill hit them with poison sting to make them swell up.
Yeeeeeeeeah.....I'll just keep my Machoke thank you.
Number Four: Getting close to the end of Worst/ Weird designs for Kanto and this is one pokemon I could not leave off, Magmar....mmm yes. You Magmar...I see on so many lists Jinx, but no one seems to notice the fact that Magmar looks like Psyduck caught on fire with those duck lips! Then it looks like there is a butt that is on fire over his eyes. Magmar also looks like a mishmash of Charizard and Nidoking but really, really ugly. He is only number four because well, Magby and Magmortar are solid and pretty neat designs. So as long as you trade this thing to get a pokemon for canons for arms I think he's worth it.
Poor guy he just wants someone to love him.
Number Five: DRUMROLL PLEASE! We are at the end for the Kanto worst pokemon Designs and my choice for that pokemon? Hypno. So who saw this guy nosing his way in? Hahaha Nose joke. Any way. Why is he number five when he is uglier than even magmar? Well the fact that he steals children, eats dreams, and Drowzee. I actual like Drowzee's design, Hypno not so much. But if you had to hypnotize people into being your friend you best be ugly! He fits his creepy psychic roll very well. I mean would you want this guy reaching inside your dreams and eating them? I don't think so!
NAWWWWW SO CUTE!
So I hope you enjoyed my list and soon I'll have up Worst/Weird Pokemon Designs for Johto. Oh this is going to be fun! If you have any suggestions for what you want me to review just contact me and I'll look into it. I review games, books, shows, movies, and recipes. Keeping things for a general audience I look forward to what you suggest. Also what are your top five worst designs for kanto list? Leave that in the comments and have a good one! Thank you for reading!
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